Episode Guide
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In this episode, Slow Poker battles the world's best tournament crushers in the high-roller $25,000 buy-in PokerStars Players Championship main event in the Bahamas, where the winner bags over three million dollars. Will he hoist the trophy by overplaying a traditionally garbage hand like nine-five offsuit? Or will he bust and drown his sorrows in a giant pile of apple turnovers? Either sounds pretty appealing.
In this three-part series, Slow Poker becomes a super-secret poker fugitive, covertly playing cards in ten different casinos across America for three weeks, all while avoiding capture from relentless bounty hunters. The stakes? One $30,000 Platinum Pass, granting entry to the PokerStars Players Championship Main Event, a $25k buy-in tournament with a 25-million-dollar prize pool, along with a free week-long vacation in The Bahamas. If he avoids capture until the end, he gets it all. If not, he gets nothing but lower back pain.
In this episode, Slow Poker plays the highest stakes he's ever played and wins and loses the biggest pots of his life, all on Hustler Casino Live in full view of hundreds of thousands of livestream-viewers across the globe. But none of that matters after he uncovers the shocking evidence that rips open the Robbi vs. Garrett alleged cheating scandal.
In this episode, after taking a break from pocket aces, Slow Poker searches far and wide for a lasting connection with different hole cards. The odds may be long, but nothing's impossible.
In this episode, Slow Poker is dealt pocket aces a handful of times and faces some tough spots, but it's the best starting hand in No-Limit Texas Hold'em, so what could go wrong?
In this episode, Slow Poker battles a nemesis named Daryl who can't stop lucking into wins. Will the tables finally turn when Slow Poker flops the nuts and Daryl check-shoves for all the marbles? If not, then Slow Poker may need to look elsewhere for vengeance...
In this episode, Slow Poker ends up with several boats, multiple all-ins, and while he makes some bad folds, he can tell a special someone all about them because she just GETS him, okay?
In this episode, Slow Poker plays quite a few massive hands, including several all-ins, and UNBELIEVABLE ACTION with poker influencer / man-child Brad Owen.
In this episode, Slow Poker makes every effort to make the bare minimum from monster hands, especially in his first ever Double-Board PLO Bomb Pot, but before the day is done he may just redeem himself.
In this episode, Slow Poker gets a bit sneaky at the $2/5 tables before the $5/5 poker vlogger meetup game where he faces some stiff competition. And also Andrew Neeme.
In this episode, Slow Poker succumbs to full-blown tilt, but then resets with designs on a comeback. But can he make yet another epic preflop hero-fold with pocket kings…?
In this episode, Slow Poker crushes it early, gets wrecked in the middle, and tries to regroup for a fourth quarter comeback where the potential of his first ever Bad Beat Jackpot looms large...
In this episode, Slow Poker hits a bunch of sets but doesn't necessarily play all of them too well. Also, a surprise cameo from the greatest poker player on the planet.
In this episode, Slow Poker runs an epic long con, hopes his pocket aces can hold up a whopping four times, and may actually not fold pocket kings this time. Maybe.
In this episode, Slow Poker gets into some tough spots, some easy spots, faces multiple all-ins, and navigates his love-hate relationship with Ace-King.
In this episode, Slow Poker plays some large No-Limit Texas Hold'em hands at MGM National Harbor, including several all-ins, and arguably both the greatest and ugliest folds since the dawn of time.
In this episode, Slow Poker plays some big No-Limit Texas Hold'em hands at Pop's Poker in Richmond, including a mystifying runout for pocket kings.
In this episode, Slow Poker starts off on the wrong foot with a regrettable fold, then bounces back, then faces a tough spot with trip kings, but by the end, one big hold with ace-queen would be pretty therapeutic.
In this episode, Slow Poker loses with pocket jacks over and over again, as poker players across the world reply in unison: "Well, yeah." Maybe he'll have better luck with pocket tens against a villain who's confident he'll be featured on the vlog.
In this episode, Slow Poker misplays his cards in all sorts of avoidable ways - none more embarrassing than when he's got pocket aces and squares off against a very old man wearing a single winter glove.
In this very first episode, Slow Poker experiences some highs and some lows, but there aren't too many poker highs higher than rivering the nuts, betting, and getting raised...